Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Clay, Go Verizon

We are all getting antsy for some word from Mr.Aiken.Perhaps he's moved on, and forgotten his fans. In case he believes we're not here any longer, I'm re posting a blog I wrote not too long ago.

ring.....ring..... Is Martigyrl there?......





Hello, Clay.
Yes, this is Martigyrl.


Hey, Thanks for the call Clay.
Yeah, I'm doing just fine, but wondering about a tour Clay?
" you girls just don't get enough"

Whaddaya mean?
Have you listened to yourself, Clay, in concert???
"of course I watched the clack of JBT"

Oh,is that all y
ou can say?
and do you understand now? See why we all have our panties in a bunch,, oops, sorry . I mean , well , see why we are so anxious??


"what do you girls have in mind for me?"

Well, I'm glad you asked me Clay.
We were 'talkin amongst ourselves' over at the Clayboard, Clayversity, and the OFC, and I think the consensus is another JBT Clay!

"do I have to haul that jukebox to every city, again"

No, but how about a colorful Ipod that you can pull out of your pocket, or hey, how about your fancy Iphone? Just make a big deal out of turning it on, and 'picking' out your next song?
Put the Iphone screen up on the jumbotron, we'll figure it out.

" but you girls must be tired of following me from town to town by now"

Oh Clay, , you are underestimating your Claymates again.
We are all rested up now, no more fighting the media, or writing hundreds of emails to those disgusting bloggers, who wouldn't 'let it go'.
" I'll have to leave Parker in North Carolina"

Um, I don't think that's gonna work for ya Clay.
No Parker, No tickets sold!
You gotta admit, the little guy is going to be the 'Next American Idol',(a few years from now) and it's ALL ABOUT HIM NOW.


Clay.....Clay.... Are you there????
Shoot, someone needs to tell Clay to go Verizon!!