Saturday, September 15, 2007

What is Clay Aiken Up to Today?

(Total snark)

Well, the concerts are in the past now, and the Claymates are getting restless.
When they get restless, they tend to sharpen claws, grow indignancy, harbor some ignorance, and rip any, and all ,that get in their path. Where else can you find a gazillion pages of angst, over a rumor of a reunion tour? ( oh and KLo, you lost those gazillion posters as fans now).Good going with the '2month non returned phone call comment).
I think sometimes Claymates frighten themselves, with their rampant ways. ( naw, nevermind)
Clay, you need to do Non stop concerts, because you can't let these women suffer so.
The Christmas Tour, ' Christmas In The Heartland', needs to start when the stores start filling their aisles with Halloween candy. lol
We need to set some rules and guidelines for 'Our Man' here.
1. Clay... Think about doing some 'Halloween Clandy' Tours
2. Set up venues in every single city in the U.S.of A, plus all outlying Nations. DO NOT LEAVE ANY CITY OUT OF YOUR ITINERARY!!!
3. We need a daily blog, at least 2 paragraphs long, with some capitalized words thrown in here and there. It really does keep the Claymates 'busy',sometimes for days, and days, and days...
4. Clay, set up a daily 'I'm doing this, and I'm going here/ there/everywhere, and release it to the media, for your claymates. They 'NEED TO KNOW', ya'know.
5. Seriously now, Clay Do you really believe the Claymates are going to be patient, waiting for your next CD? 2008??? I don't think so,Clay!!
6. Do a Jam recording session, and get that CD out to those ladies, before 2007 ends. They may start eating their young, trying to determine a 2008 release date. You can shave a few months off, can't you?
OK, this is just a small sample of ways to calm the Claymates. In the meantime, what's on your agenda? I can keep a secret, I swear.

[This blog was done all in fun, as I am a full fledged Claymate myself. It is my first blog, and I'm learning how to make one] Hope you enjoyed it~

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